Why Whale or Doberman shouldn't be Moderators

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I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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Its looks like it’s tooth and nail race between Doberman and Whale. Maybe tooth and nail isn’t such a good example. Let's start over...

It appears to be a tooth and blowhole race between Doberman and Whale. Which when I come to think about it, is similar to the blind leading the blind. This would be like the presidential race boiling down to a coin toss between Curly and Larry.

First of all, asides from contributing to what will most likely go down as the greatest viewed thread in the history of the RX. Doberman doesn't post much about the subjects that matter most on this site. Gambling, sports, and a nice mixture of bullshit and comedy are needed to keep it all together. Sure he's making us money with "American Idol”, but can it gets any gayer folks?? American Idol, golly gee most books take what on that? A $200 max? Wow, Doberman made me $60 on an Idol scalp between the blond homo with pony tail and fat asian chick with good range. Idol scalp, are you kidding me? The day I go for Idol scalps, I should have my scalp examined.

Now take our resident nut job WhaleWager. This guy has more quirks than Jerry Lewis; he's a ticking time bomb with an erratic second hand. He's one tremendously bad beat away from grabbing a BB gun and heading to a Wal-Mart parking lot for some target practice. These are the mods with the most votes? This is the best we can do, a retired <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on">Las Vegas</st1:City> poker flunkee and a brained fried panty sniffer from <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Arkansas</st1:place></st1:State>? I demand a recount, I want justice. This aggression will not stand man... sir.

And add on top on that, now as a "Mod" one of these assholes will actually be paid to post? Paid? ***News Flash*** These knuckleheads will post, and post abundantly for free. That’s what they do. They post. Green Doberman averages 7.6 posts a day, Whale is over 12. We want to encourage more? More lunacy? More nonsense ? I think not. I say Whale and Doberman should be removed from the list and let the duties of said moderator fall to a more humble man. A common sort who can lead by reason and discuss by wit. Who can reason through discussion and accomplish goals through effort. These two pathetic S.O.B's are more concerned with their next blow job and Big Mac compared to conscientious posting so to speak.


In conclusion I think we should look to either Fat Tony, Doug or Dante(as TTP will now have his hands fuller than before.) One of these regular chums would make an excellent additon to the already stellar moderator team we have here at the RX. Whale and Doberman are Superstars, the job of Mod will already go to build on their inflated egos and honestly who needs that? We already have enough hotshots running around here. And now my specialty the movie quote. From 48 hours, "It's your worst nightmare boys a "N$gger with a badge." Eh ha ha, eh Ha Ha (thats my Eddie Murphy laugh.) Whale and Doberman would just throw their weight around and bully people unjustfully. We don't need that. I mean we already have enough with the gestapo tactics of Skins and Dsethi. Imagine Doberman or Whale as a mod. I don't think so. Privately write to Wil and tell him you agree with me. Let's put an end to this madness before it starts. Away with Whale and Down with Doberman!!!!!



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Haha funny post. Nicely done.
 

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Can I sway you with an appointment in my cabinet Rupert?

I'm thinking Minister of Cinematic Quotes would be a suitable title for you.

I only disagree with two things you said:

1) There is only one thing gayer than an American Idol scalp, that is driving around with an "I Love Yoga" bumper sticker.

2) I don't eat Big Macs.

Other than that you are dead on.

Phew, now I gotta go squeeze out 6.6 more posts.
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Can I sway you with an appointment in my cabinet Rupert?

I'm thinking Minister of Cinematic Quotes would be a suitable title for you.

I only disagree with two things you said:

1) There is only one thing gayer than an American Idol scalp, that is driving around with an "I Love Yoga" bumper sticker.

2) I don't eat Big Macs.

Other than that you are dead on.

Phew, now I gotta go squeeze out 6.6 more posts.
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For the record, you were the one concerned with your next blowjob. Whale was the Big Mac .

and yes I would be interested in the position, give me a call. I'll fax you my resume.
 

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Check out Rupert with the grass roots effort goin' on here....democracy at it's finest.

I thought the poll question was just for shits and giggles though. I didn't realize the winner was going to be instantly installed as a mod. Good thing I haven't voted yet and I AM for sale.
 

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I get to name my own replacement. Sorry guys
 

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I'm assuming a six-pack should do the trick:

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You're definitely on the right street Dobester. You just have to keep walking a bit farther as my place is down at the ritzy end.

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what makes anyone think they are going to hire anyone at this point. I would say there is less than a 1% chance we see a mod hire before August
 

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Mods please put out a general list of requirements for the mod position so people can actually get an idea of who's eligible.

I have a feeling there's only a small handful who are even in contention, even from the lists people have been releasing.


Do you consider yourself to be in this handful?
 

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I think a tout moderating this forum leaves the door open for foul play and heated arguments. It would be fun to give you a taste of your own medicine though
 
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<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Check out Rupert with the grass roots effort goin' on here....democracy at it's finest.

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GD, I think if you Added a Few of these
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You would have his Vote :103631605
 

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For the record.

We are not going to adding any new moderators at this time. Right now the only change that may occur is that Jake Thompson will have his duties expanded beyond the Fantasy Forum and the H2H contest to include moderating some of the principle sport forums and at times here in the Offshore Forum.

There won't be any replacement hired beyond that for WVU.


Thanks, wil..
 

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